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[gotyourtreasure]

[ There's the tap-tap-tap of a finger against the SFC before he begins to speak, as if out of curiosity. Only for the benefit of the 'audience'; they don't need to know how long he's been combing through the networks and archives. ]This looks like something straight out of a cereal box. A prize in exchange for a swim. Do I get coupons with this as

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[amidstreason]

[ ... Pffff amused forever, although his expression doesn't show it. He can't help being blunt and snarky. It's how he is. ]

No, since the coupons would be useless. So would trying to make someone else foot the nonexistent bill.

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[gotyourtreasure]

Really? And why's that?

[ curious, from his words to his tone right down to his appearance. ]

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[amidstreason]

[ ... You seriously don't know? ]

... Everything's free for the foreigners here.

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[gotyourtreasure]

[ he's working on it. ]

... It is?

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[darkest_horse]

I was expecting some hula girls to show up as well, but whoever is running this joint has seriously dropped some stitches there.

How many? If you'd count half of it and then double it, you'd have the right number.

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[gotyourtreasure]

It's positively deplorable I'm sure.

How vague, but I get the feeling you're not far off the mark.

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[darkest_horse]

They drag us here and all for their nefarious schemes. Least they could do is drum up some pretty girls.

I always hit bullseye.

[gotyourcard]

That doesn't make sense.

[gotyourtreasure]

[ well now. this makes things easier. ]

What doesn't?

[gotyourcard]

Coupons don't come in cereal boxes.

[gotyourtreasure]

One can hope.

[tsujihi]

The cereal would be soggy by the time you got here.

And I think the guy in charge has more important things than your cleaning bill... Maybe ask them to hook up internet while you're at it.

[gotyourtreasure]

Inner plastic bag to protect product freshness. That ought to slow the onslaught of slimy sugar flakes.

Will do. Any more requests?

[tsujihi]

Still not sure I'd want to eat something that took a trip through the ocean. ANd wouldn't that leave the box soaked? The coupons wouldn't be readable.

Well, the ticket out of here would be nice too.