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[goutwort]

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[pedal_pushers]

When we go to see her why don't you draw the wings on, like in the above portrait? Then she'll know what your haircut was like and can react appropriately.

[goutwort]

Or maybe I could draw on a full head of hair, complete with widow's peak. My great regret in life is that my hair did not recede in a more sinister and pointy way.

[pedal_pushers]

Thank goodness for permanent marker, then!

[goutwort]

Do you want it when I'm done with it? Maybe we can make some arrangements in our respective wills...

[kiwikat]

on the bright side you have a very nicely-shaped skull.

[goutwort]

Thanks. I would offer it to you, but you're a couple minutes late.

[kiwikat]

I see that. Shucks, I just barely missed out on the coup of the century!

[chronographia]

Do you think he'd go in for a bidding war?

[chronographia]

Boooo. Poor, shorn skull.

You could try for the Captain Picard look, mebbe? Or have a hat contructed of knitted dreadlocks?

[goutwort]

No. I drew this picture of the ideal me, and I stand by it:

Buy them in bulk?

[chronographia]

Dude. You're going to need a steady supply of static-y balloons to achieve that look; It is what is known as a 'high maintenance' style.

Re: Buy them in bulk?

[goutwort]

I had been thinking springtime walks through thick pine foliage as the sap starts running should do the trick. As long as I don't bathe it should hold.

[hannah_nutwood]

great facial expressions!

i hate post-haircut remorse. i've had it all too often in the past couple years (hence the reason i'm growing my hair and have no plans of drastic shearings upon the horizon).

when your hair does grow back, try teasing it with a comb and a bit of hairspray to get the desired effect.

[goutwort]

I haven't owned a comb since I was 15.