Mary's best quotes so far this year

[goutwort]

Number 1

Mary: "I'm going to make a blog post about lamps."

Jeffrey: "Lamps?"

Mary: "Lamps."

Mary: "I don't care if people think I'm simple."

Number 2

Mary: "What were you watching?"

Jeffrey: "A thing on TLC about dwarves."

Mary: "What causes that?"

Jeffrey: "I think it's genetic."

Mary: "I thought it was a curse."

Comments

[lessthanextrois]

hahahhaha, that last one is especially genious.
for a little while i kept a book of all the really stupid or funny things people said and it was extremely amusing for a while. i still have the book somewhere.
i also used to have this one teacher (the book was inspired by him) who said crazy/hilarious/random stuff all class, generally going off on tangents, and we'd write down his best quotes. at the end of the year me and a few friends gave him 2 poster boards covered in his own quotes that he still has to this day. he kept reading over them and laughing and then saying "i really shouldn't be laughing this hard at my own quotes...."

[pedal_pushers]

Perhaps you could have used those quotes as blackmail?

For a while I was keeping a log of things Mary said while asleep. Eventually she became wise to what I was doing, and now when I try to engage her in conversation she does talk, but does so without opening her mouth.

[goutwort]

Oops. And I responded while signed in to her account.

[lessthanextrois]

wow that's pretty hilarious all around.
so how coherent are these conversatons now that she just closes her mouth? that would freak me out a little at first, now that i think about it.

[pretty_sos]

its good=)

[portofcall]

Can you add me back kind sir? I renamed my journal and it booted everyone.

[goutwort]

Didn't that happen before? You're cute.

[portofcall]

Oh, it removed everyone off my list again. *cries* What a mess.

[goutwort]

Okay. But I am only doing this seven more times.