Potassium

Oct 16, 2007 10:11

"I am Chiquita Banana
and I'm here to say
how to get rid of your teacher
the EASY way.

First, you peel a banana
And you throw it on the floor,

And then you watch teacher
go flying out the door."
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Subscriber anonymous October 16 2007, 20:49:07 UTC
Just wanted to let you know I'm the one subscriber you have on bloglines.

-John

Time to kick livejournal to the ground. This stupid commenting system is dumn. Yes, stupid AND dumb.

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Re: Subscriber anonymous October 16 2007, 20:50:39 UTC
What the heck is dumn?

-John

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Re: nice gozer2048 October 17 2007, 15:31:09 UTC
John is dumn.

It's a better commenting system than Blogspot, which makes me decode the wavy letters, and then asks me to decode another set of wavy letters because the first set of wavy letters expired while I was typing my comment.

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Re: nice anonymous October 17 2007, 16:58:46 UTC
Use wordpress on your own domain and then YOU get to decide how it works.

Ur dumn.

John

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nice aerospace October 16 2007, 21:57:00 UTC
this immediately reminded me of a song i had to learn in 4th or 5th grade... it didn't make much sense, but it was about the chiquitas or something. here is what i remember:

oh my pretty chiquita
she not very sweeta
she crazy like the meatball

it went on to say she had to order take out [from dominoes i think] because her cooking was so awful. if you imagine mario singing it, it works better, but it's still a stupid song that manages to get stuck in my head from time to time. what could possess someone to write a song like this??

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Re: nice gozer2048 October 18 2007, 14:03:26 UTC
Ack! I had a whole long response typed out, but apparently it got lost. Dagnabit.

At any rate, ground and simmered meat seems a poor simile for insanity.

My song was a playground favorite around 2nd grade. It popped in my head while eating my morning banana. I hadn't thought of (let alone heard aloud) the song for years. I'm not sure why it bubbled up then, and not while eating any of the hundreds of other bananas over the last decade.

Speaking of which... it's Banana Time!

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arenson9 October 17 2007, 12:07:49 UTC
I have no poem
That could match this awesomeness
Love bananas, though

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anonymous October 19 2007, 16:33:24 UTC
Don't give my students any ideas :).

Love,
K'

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