Rest easy knowing that each and every unit shipped has been personally tested by the engineers at Apple-Macintosh. <--- refers to the new iPenis... http://www.glossynews.com/artman/publish/ipenis-641.shtml Quite disturbing.... yet strangely I want one....

Phil shaved off his goatee. His asshole bosses told him if he got his hair cut short and shaved off the facial hair, they'd make him a server so he did it. I'm so upset. O well. It'll grow back. ::sigh::

I found the porn he supposedly deleted. He hid it in another folder. There is gonna be hell to pay when he gets home.

Let's see, what's new for me? ummm I have been working and since I'm usually at Phil's all day Tuesdays and Thursdays and so is he, I can't use his computer for an extended amount of time. But he's at work right now and I just woke up from my nap, hence the "YAAAAAAAAAAWWWWNNN!". I discovered that Jordan (from work) has the same bday as my dad. OOH ( Read more... )

My birthday is the 13th. Buy me stuff. :P

Your CDs have been gently taken from our CD Baby shelves with ( Read more... )

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She seemed dressed in all of me, stretched across my shame ( Read more... )

Me and Phil's mommy were talking about this song and she would not believe me that they were refering to balls as in like dinner parties or dances or whatever... LOL.So here is my proof mommy. Behold the lyrics to AC/DC, Big Balls ( Read more... )