You...
--->Name on birth certificate? Not the one I went by for a good portion of my life.
--->Nicknames? Sunshine.
--->Any other names you might have? Malakai.
--->Would you change your name? Once upon a time I wanted to change it to Margaret Anne. Now I'm fine with it.
--->If so, what would you change it to? Malakai?
--->Where do you live? In a shoe.
--->Where have you lived? In a hole.
--->Where would you like to live? In a tree?
--->Where are you glad you don't live? In a pie.
--->Hobbies? Interests.
--->Hidden talents? Treasure, too.
--->Do you think you're attractive? Nope!
--->Do others find you attractive? Nope?
--->What do you think is your best feature? Wrists.
--->What do others think is your best feature? I have no idea.
--->What do you think is your worst feature? Everything.
--->What do others think is your worst feature? Everything?
--->Do you like your personality? Sometimes.
--->Do others like your personality? Mostly.
--->Do you think you’re funny? Sometimes.
--->Do others think you funny? Yes.
--->Do you like your family? Mostly.
--->Do they like you? Mostly.
Have you ever...
--->Had a serious illness? No.
--->Been happy about someone’s death? If Price or the President were to die, I wouldn't be unhappy.
--->Killed an animal? Insects.
--->Caused a riot? Not today.
--->Taken part in a riot? Not today.
--->Eaten a bug? Not today.
--->Been on stage? Not today.
--->Been mentally disturbed? ...Today.
--->Smoked? When I was very little.
--->Drank? Some.
--->Stolen? Nothing from a store. Hearts, though?
--->Used someone? Not that I know of, though they might beg to differ.
--->Wished to die? Several times.
--->Streaked? Not so many times.
--->Questioned God's existence? More times than streaking.
--->Cursed at God? More times than dying.
--->Stalked someone online? More times than cursed at God.
--->Had a sexual fantasy? More times than all those combined.
--->Taken pills? Ne'er.
For a billion dollars would you...
--->Kill your parents? No.
--->Eat an ant farm? If they were chocolate covered.
--->Have same gender sex? I don't need paying for that.
--->Kill your best friend? Never.
--->Hold up a convenience store? If it was guarenteed I wouldn't end up a billionaire in jail.
--->Shoot yourself in the leg? ...hmm.
--->Eat another person? Up in the air. If I was in a no-meat phase, then no.
--->Jump off a three story building? Into the arms of mah lovah!
--->Walk naked in a mall? For less money. But talk to me in a few years, please.
--->Shave your head? It'll grow back.
--->Drink human blood? If I was feeling especially vampiric.
--->Box with a kangaroo? Fun times.
--->Kill the president? I would pay someone ELSE to let me kill the president.
--->Slap an old person? *laughs*
--->Eat your own vomit? No.
--->Eat a booger? ...nah.
--->Strip for Osama Bin Laden? ...tough one, but I'm going to go with no.
Out of your friends, who is the...
--->Loudest? I would say Jaimie, too. *giggles*
--->Quietest? Sometimes Klly, otherwise we're all mostly talkative.
--->Smartest? We're all pretty smart, too.
--->Dumbest? All.
--->Cutest? Define "cutest." Cute in the sense I want to pinch their cheeks, or cute as in "Yeah, I'd date 'em based on looks alone"? In the case of the former: Lollie, James, Evan, sometimes Meg and Cheyvonne, Jessabear, Klly, the Italian, Chelly~, Eli~, Kezzle-fashezzle and sometimes Jesus DC. In the case of the latter: the Italian, Jessabear, mi gitano, su primo Gabriel, mi alemán, Jesus DC, Chelly~, Eli~ aaaand I'll stop there.
--->Ugliest? ...n/a.
--->Funniest? Klly said we all have our moments, but I think Evan is good for comedy 24/7.
--->Dullest? I don't surround myself with dull people.
--->Skinniest? Jessica. Dear god.
--->Fattest? Me, myself, and I!
--->Most fashionable? Klly, Jessica. I WOULD be fashionable if I weren't BROKE.
--->Least fashionable? Cheyvonne. Oh god.
--->Most optimistic? ...Jesus, we're all so fucking negative I can't even pull one of these.
--->Most pessimistic? All.
--->Cries most? Toss up between Klly and myself. YES I COUNT MYSELF AS MY OWN FRIEND.
--->Cries least? Cheyvonne.
--->Most trustworthy? Klly, Cheyvonne, the Italian, mi gitano, mi alemán, Kezzle-fashezzle.
--->Least trustworthy? Probably people I don't know so well.
--->Most honest? Klly, Cheyvonne.
--->Least honest? ...
--->Best for advice? I don't actively seek it, but Rares's sorta good at it, so are Klly and Ethan.
--->Worst for advice? Cheyvonne. XD
--->Most likely to become gay? To become? At this point, I'm pretty sure we all know where we stand.
--->Most likely to become famous? Most of us.
--->Most likely to commit suicide? Jessica.
--->Most likely to pose for playboy? ...Jessica.
--->Most likely to become a saint? Jessica!
--->Most likely to become president? Dolan.
--->Who would you trust with your life? Everyone but you, WAAAY in the back.
--->My Favorite...
--->Letter? L, R, S, K, Z. Most anything I can flourish.
--->Color? Razzmatazz, most blues, some reds, blue-violet.
--->Number? Seven and any numbers that contain it in the ones position.
--->Word? Schpoovitz.
--->Movie? Phantom of the Opera, Saved!, Go, Angels in America.
--->Rapper? From this point on, I will not answer.
--->Pop group?
--->Rock band?
--->R&B singer?
--->Pop singer?
--->R&b group?
--->Country singer?
--->Shape? Triangle, circle, nest.
--->Relative? Don't really have one. Nana?
--->Old Song? ...n/a.
--->New Song? YEBO.
--->CD? n/a
--->TV show? Queer as Folk.
--->Movie soundtrack? So far, Chicago of my own, Phanto of the Opera otherwise.
--->Channel? n/a.
--->Parent? n/a.
--->Restaurant? Osaka, Olive Garden, Steak n Shake...
--->Drink? n/a
--->Food? Alfredo anything!
--->Snack? Pretzels.
--->Shoe Brand? NoBo is doing me good.
--->Underwear? O.o My own?
--->Season? Autumn.
--->Sport? ...
--->Dance? ...
--->Weapon? Bow and arrow. So I'm old-fashioned like that.
--->Sin? Pizza!
--->Smell? Orange blossoms, mi gitano y el italiano.
--->Shampoo? :\
Last person you...
--->Kissed? ...Jessabear.
--->Hugged? Klly?
--->Slept with? In the same bed as Kez.
--->Licked? Myself.
--->Ate? I bit...Kristie some day.
--->Cursed out? Can't recall.
--->Intentionally hurt? I don't.
--->Punched? Rob.
--->Loved? ;.;
--->Killed? I wish it were Price.
--->Danced with? Heehee, Brent, mah newish friendperson as Ao.
--->Liked? *eyebrow raise*
--->Hated? PRICE.
--->Gave the finger to? Possibly Kez. Or someone we were driving near.
--->Cried with? I don't cry with people.
--->Fought with? :\
--->Talked with? Cheyvonne and Kez.
--->Laughed with? My brother.
--->Made bleed? Possibly Matt.
--->Cuddled with? Kez? Maybe?
--->Played with? Like... um. No comment.
--->Ate with? Lunch peoples.
--->Hung out with? Lunch peoples.
--->Sung with? ...I can't remember.