Violent rape fantasies - Nah.
Masochism - Nope.
Piercing - OK.
Tattooing - OK.
Branding - OK.
Bondage - No rope can hold me!
Humiliation - NO.
Exhibitionism - Nope.
Voyeurism - Yeah, but she knows.
Outdoors - Yeah.
Sex in places with a high risk of getting caught - Yeah.
Sex in church - Nope.
Standing sex - I'm a chef. Of course I have sex standing up.
Verbal abuse - Sure.
Physical abuse - Nope.
Autoerotic asphyxiation - Yeah.
Medical play - Nope.
Car sex - Yeah.
Multiple partners - Yeah.
Food - Duh.
Hot wax - Nope.
Immediate physical danger - No.
Emo boys/scenesters/hipsters - Nah.
Extremely tall, muscular men - Nah.
In chairs - Yeah.
On couches - Nope.
On the floor - Absolutely.
Squicks:
Violent rape fantasies - Sure. Whatever turns her on.
Loli/shota - NO.
Furries - Not my speed.
Cross-dressing - NO! Whatever turns her on.
Spanking - NO! Whatever turns her on.
The phrase "doggy style" (not the position, just the phrase) - No worries.
Scat - NO! ...
Bloodplay - Not on purpose.
Infantilism - Nah.
...Girls. Duh.
Robots - Sure.
Excessive romanticism/schmoopyness - Gag.
Bears - No.
Erogenous Zones: Mouth. Backs of knees. Sides. Pits. Ass. Feet. Stomach. You know that thing down there? That long thing with a mind of its own? Yeah, that and everything in the immediate radius.
Squick points: Hit the prostrate from outside my body. Only doctors go back there.