Rich Bitch Gone Slummin

[gr8grizz]

Step 1, Look me up and down like I'm dirt while sanding outside the porn store then return to your car and place the convertible top back on it. I guess so that I wouldn't steal her precious vintage 1992 VW cabriolet. Even though I drive something built in this decade that isn't a piece of shit

Comments

[sonoranbear]

She must be getting off on that behavior because any 9 year old knows how to get porn on the internet.

I say pull up her rental records - figure out what she likes.. then make suggestions in a loud voice the next time she comes in!

"Ma'am! Creampie Lapping Sluts #12 just came in! I figured you'd enjoy it having rented the previous editions!"

[gr8grizz]

Better than that, report her snobby ass to a credit agency if she EVER comes late without even a call. Her type does it to everybody else, so why can't I? That way even if she applies for an apartment she will always have the memory of the adult video warehouse to relive. Thats one stain no napkin can protect against.

[bearinatlanta]

Nah just embarass her next time she comes in saying really loud" OH wow its you, you did that whole shove the traffic cone series of films didnt you? OH yeah thats definitely you in those" Aisle 5 guys :)

[gr8grizz]

You know, we do have a series of flicks called "it went where" that i could ask her about.

[mustadiobananza]

Are you serious? I mean she's in a porn store....is she afraid of getting dirty? Correct me if I'm wrong, but don't people come to a porn shop to "get" dirty? :)

[gr8grizz]

The very reason she is there was because people from her world would never believe anybody from my side of the tracks that she was even there, even if I was to out her porn renting rectum. "They" consider us trash, hence the napkin and the fear. People like her suppress their humanity and allow their bias to flourish, thus human suffering elsewhere occurs. They don't care where, just as long as its not on main street white-bread ave.

[twnchicago]

got an address? start sending flyers...

[gr8grizz]

I think if I wanted to send crap I would just send crap to her. Just spread my hairy cheeks into a priority Canada post pouch and send it on its way. People love getting big mail and opening it. I imagine this though would distress her fragile nature. LOL!

And best of all, she would be holding it with her bare hands before she knew what it really was. LOL!

[bjarvis]

Next time she comes in, grab one of your more notorious movies off the shelf and ask her to autograph it in an adoring tone as one of her all-time favourite fans.

[gr8grizz]

For as funny as i think that is I think something more indirect would get my point across. But that is a funny thing to do.