The Desperate & Dateless Meme

[gr8muppetyodin]

Not all muses are tied up in OMFGOTPFTW relationships, or even blessed by twu wuv and Cupid’s arrow. Some of our muses are perfectly flawed, and just as desperate and dateless as people can be in real life. Whether it’s some deep-seated commitment issues, canonically right for the muse, or because they’re not so great at flirting or hooking up with

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[mattdevlin]

Name: Matt Devlin
Age: Thirty something
Occupation: Detective with Scotland Yard
How long you’ve been single: Since I became a detective...
Why your last relationship ended: I worked too much

I'm also being blackmailed to post this. Just saying.

[stleonardsgirl]

Still, Matt? That's a shame.

[mattdevlin]

I was thinking of going celibate for charity. May as well do something good with my misfortune. Maybe raise some sponsor money.

[stleonardsgirl]

*laughs* There's got to be some nice girl in the country somewhere.

[mattdevlin]

Oh, I'm sure there are plenty. They're just allergic to me, or something.

[stleonardsgirl]

You don't seem like the kind of guy that has a lot to avoid.

[mattdevlin]

No, you're right. I don't really. Maybe that's the thing? I really do exist to work. My life could bore a girl to sleep.

[stleonardsgirl]

I'm not bored yet.

[mattdevlin]

I could argue that's because you haven't met me in person, but I'm told that's not the purpose of these things.

[stleonardsgirl]

I was going to say, arguing with me is my partner's thing. This is where I offer to buy you a drink or something, right?

[crownempathy]

For some reason I never expected to see you here.

[mattdevlin]

Alesha? I think I have to say likewise.

[crownempathy]

I meant to say, you're not exactly shy.

As for me, sites like these are simply good for finding people you lost contact with. Not that I've came across any of those yet.

[mattdevlin]

No, definitely not shy. Or proud, it would seem.

Single sites? You have a lot of single mates, do you?

[crownempathy]

Okay, that wasn't true. I thought it'd be good as some kind of therapy. Finding someone to love, eventually. I don't know. I was just browsing for now, though.

(OOC: Alesha is from after 1x07 too. I haven't even seen any of the episodes after that one yet. :(
I'm thinking of joining etrelibre_rpg, by the way. I've been looking for a low-activity game, I really couldn't keep up at my former one.)

[mattdevlin]

A singles site for therapy? Are you sure you're up to that sort of thing? Full of weirdos, these things.

[ooc: I've seen all of Season 1, and they're great. As a muse, I'm sort of just wavering from 1x07 because most haven't seen the rest. etrelibre_rpg is a great game. Very relaxed, lots of writers who really have their character's voices, no pressure.]