Fuck you customs.

[graceandcontrol]

Last night Tania and I went to the Stereophonics concert in Detroit. Upon arriving to the states, we had a rather colourful discussion with the customs officer.

Customs Officer:How do you two know each other?
Me:She's my girlfriend.
Customs Officer:Oh. So are you going to marry her?
Me:Uh....
Customs OfficerCome on man, I'm putting you on the

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[r_i_0_t]

Tiffany and Co.
Lucinda: Full circle ruby and diamond $5,650

[graceandcontrol]

[r_i_0_t]

cas·trate ( P ) Pronunciation Key (kstrt)
tr.v. cas·trat·ed, cas·trat·ing, cas·trates
To remove the testicles of (a male); geld or emasculate.
To remove the ovaries of (a female); spay.
To deprive of virility or spirit; emasculate.

n.
An individual who is incapable of reproduction as a result of removal, destruction, or inactivation of the gonads.

[graceandcontrol]

jeez, you high class whores are testy.

[horror_kitten]

my boyfriend is too cheap to get me a vending machine ring. no lie.