oooh! these are soo good! i like the one about the fish sculpture.

ok, this is absolutely hilarious. jessica simpson's mom told vanity fair that jessica is a genius and that her iq is in the 160's. i'm not saying jessica is stupid... i honestly think she is smarter than she appears in her show, but obviously her mom is pretty dumb for making up such a hilarious and obviously false lie like that and then telling it ( Read more... )

jeez guys, i'm really sorry i've been updating so much... it must be REALLY annoying for you all ( Read more... )

hi from san miguel de allende ( Read more... )

well, i'm off to mexico with katherine aka slutface for a week ( Read more... )

it's definitely light outside.

my alarm is set for noon.. who needs an alarm to get up in the PM!?

SLEEP NOW

so its already crossed over from "very late" to "very early," and im sitting here on my bed reading livejournals, and suddenly it hits me.. i really miss new york ( Read more... )

so since i have no life or job, most of my time is spent watching movies on this mutant baller-shot-caller TiVo cable my parents decided to buy like ten minutes after I left for college (i like to call it little grace, the replacement).. and as i watched yet another classic piece of cinematic magic brought to me by lifetime television for women ( Read more... )

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