Just perpetuating the waste of time...
1. What curse word do you use the most?
Who the fuck keeps track of that kind of thing?
2. Do you own an iPod?
Yes. It's black, like my evil vampire heart.
3. What person on your friends list did you talk to last?
Asher. (ANTM first tonight.)
4. What time is your alarm clock set to?
It isn't. Things happen when I say they happen, so ostensibly nothing happens until I wake up, which is whenever I get around to it.
5. Do you want to fall in love?
Being in love just means you have to waste time pretending you like someone before you drain them. I have better things to do.
6. Do you wear flip-flops when it's cold?
Wouldn't that be a charming fashion statement.
7. Would you rather take the picture or be in the picture?
Neither.
8. What was the last movie you watched?
Memento.
9. Do any of your friends have children?
For dinner, maybe. Child vampires are fucking impossible to deal with.
10. Has anyone ever called you lazy?
No one that still has their head attached to their spine.
11. Do you ever take medication to help you fall asleep?
No. Does sex count?
12. What CD is currently in your CD player?
Imogen Heap, Speak For Yourself
13. Do you prefer regular or chocolate milk?
Ugh. I'd prefer to chew my own hand off than drink either.
14. Has anyone told you a secret this week?
Not yet, but it's only Wednesday.
15. When was the last time you had Starbucks?
An hour ago.
16. Can you whistle?
I can. While I work make other people work, even.
18. Do you think people talk about you behind your back?
Of course they do, you moron.
19. Did you watch cartoons as a child?
No, we only got the Middle Ages Dirt-Poor Country Peasant Network, and there was never anything on.
20. What movie do you know every line to?
Breakfast at Tiffanys
21. Have you ever done the dirty in a field?
Not to the best of my recollection. Sounds unsanitary.
23. Do you own any band t-shirts?
You must be mistaking me for someone with absolutely no taste.
24. What is your favorite salad dressing?
Catalina.
25. Is anyone in love with you?
Everyone? And if they aren't, they should be.
26. Do you do your own dishes?
...I believe a well-placed "Bitch, please" is called for here.
27. Ever cry in public?
Not in the last five centuries...
28. Are you on a desktop computer or a lap top?
Laptop. We're like a fucking commercial for Apple around here.
29. Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos?
I'm just one more nipple-ring away from the Guinness Book, yes.
30. Whats the weather like?
Cold? It's fucking February.
31. Would you ever date anyone covered in tattoos?
A person only needs one tattoo, as far as I'm concerned, and it's the one that means I own them.
32. What did you do before this?
My hair. Had a nice, light breakfast.
33. When was the last time you slept on the floor?
What am I, Grimwood's fucking rat-dog?
34. How many hours of sleep do you need to function?
Five will usually suffice.
35. Do you eat breakfast daily?
Of course.
36. Are your days full and fast paced?
Depends on who I take to bed with me.
37. Do you pay attention to the calories on a package/box?
I only eat the most prime physical specimins, so I suppose you could say I do.
38. Do you use sarcasm?
I wouldn't dream of it.
40. Are you picky about spelling and grammar?
Yes.
41. Have you ever been to Six Flags?
Six what?
43. Do you get along better with the same sex or the opposite?
Doesn't matter, as long as they do what they're fucking told.
44. Do you like mustard?
Yes, but not that horrible squeeze-able garbage.
45. Do you sleep on your side, stomach or back?
Usually on my side.
46. Do you watch the news?
Routinely.
47. How did you get one of your scars?
What scars?
48. Who was the last person to make you mad?
Whoever got blood all over the boardroom.
49. Do you like anybody?
As long as your last name is Talos. Anyone else is tolerated.
50. What is the last thing you purchased?
Nail polish.