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[graceofsaturn]

i found two little kids (7ish) sitting on my stoop after work today. they surrounded me, stole my muffin, then my bandaids, and pissed off my cat. they didn't even have enough owies for all those 'aids. they were my last spongebob ones, too. no more glowing in the dark :(

i should have babysat more as a teen. or perhaps remembered to grow a

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[anonymous]

push over......

[thebirthofvenus]

That is so funny. Strange, but funny. They must have scoped you out before committing the crime!