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I love you Melissa Evan's if I ever write a book it's getting dedicated to you. Yr the best friend a lady could ask forrr.

Can we talk about how my GPA this term was 3.59?

thank gawd.

despite the evidence, i am not this story's hero.
so i'll give myself the right to be the narrator.

Today, me and my boyfriend came back to my house after a night on the town. Thinking the house was empty, we proceeded to have sex. Just as it was getting good my phone rings. It was a text from my mom, "Quiet down. Even your father can tell your faking." FML ( Read more... )

( lol finals )

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Now I'm in MILAN.
I'm totally OVER PARIS.
They don't even speak ENGLISH THERE.

what the fuck?

( OMG I PROCRASTINATE SO HARD )