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[gradin_cronos]

so yeah... i was eating crackers and cheese last night with my swat knife... sometime i fell asleep... and the knife ended up in my blanket... now when i sleep alone i'm a very restless sleeper... so yeah how i didn't end up stabbing myself in the ass i have no idea... but i had to share.... :P

Comments

[slowegherkin]

heh...Harry Potter pick-up lines..is it working?

"Baby, I'll beat your Quaffle if you put it through the hoop!"

[classiccaddygrl]

I totally thought this was gonna be about how you DID stab yourself in the ass...