Poisoning Pigoens in the Park

Jul 30, 2007 12:30

Ladies and gents, California has had enough! Can you blame them? Why didn't anyone think of this sooner?

Hey, at least they don't have to deal with Vampire Peacocks. Its a good thing we have a few serious vampire hunters here in NYC. I mean who wants to be a peacock thrall? Its pretty debasing.

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graffitoberg July 31 2007, 13:11:55 UTC
oh would you prefer "I haven't been getting enough sleep at night. I try to go to sleep but I just sit there and watch my AC unit spew little bits of black foam. I don't know where it found a seemingly inexhaustable supply of black foam, but it did. my bedroom is covered in the shit now and I've developed this hacking cough"? or how about "I asked her out last night and at least this time she didn't laugh in my face. She just looked at me with her big wet eyes for a moment and then walked away. She still hasn't found the camera I hid in her bathroom"? ooh or maybe "I got another baby for Winky last night, but he didn't finish the whole thing. I hope he's not sick!" Is that the kind of thing you like to see ( ... )

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uber_minion July 31 2007, 14:33:29 UTC
Teeth or not, that baby vs. cobra stuff is just wrong. I can't un-watch it. XP

...and what's this about a camera in my bathroom?

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graffitoberg July 31 2007, 19:03:46 UTC
uh... ha ha! funny joke! there's no camera in your bathroom. Ha! Of course not. No need to look for one because theres nothing to find! Especially not in your showerhead. No way are those holes big enough to get a panoramic shot! Ha! What a kidder, me. Whew.

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'Ello danikacm August 1 2007, 04:22:41 UTC
wow, birth control for pigeons?! Burt (from Sesame St.) will be so upset. Now that vampire bird thing is just whack. Crazy world we're livin' in.
Oh my, and that baby with the cobra?! Incredible the stuff you dig up. Good, very good.

btw, good to see you're still alive, wasn't sure if you'd sworn to never speak to me again, it's been so long. (I was watching Trigun a few weeks ago & I made me think of you.)

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Re: 'Ello graffitoberg August 1 2007, 12:07:54 UTC
yep, still kickin! and sometimes even, how you say, kickin it?

how you be?

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Re: 'Ello danikacm August 1 2007, 12:41:11 UTC
I'm alive, with all my extremities, most of my organs work properly, so I guess I'm not as badly off as I could be. The circumstances that surround me could always be better or worse. :) KIT

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