I'm Too Self-Conscious....

I Just wrote all the jokes for the first Episode of Good Job On Getting Hot....

I am outta my funk....Now time for writing raps....

and possible Dyeing of my hair.....

 I think I  over Nerded myself

I just got invited to go to Cali for 2 weeks in July

Kick Ass...

I Suck,.....

But Yet.. I am Sofa King Awesome at the same time...

I don't know how i do it...

Change this post cause you know what?

It's actually REEAAAlLLY Funny

FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOU!!!!!!

Today sucked....

oh yeah I really am sorry dude...

Yes, I know it may seem obvious...

No it's not gonna happen...

(Tired of this Shit)

AHA!!!

I got that  dude Jealous!!

I am the only person that can make another person jealous because of a platonic relationship

I find that shit hilarious...

I get women Horny from playing music

Kick Ass...

WTF Is Up With British Soul Singers?