If the light is off then it isn't on...

Now why can't I write lyrics like that?

So everyone is finally seeing the light about, uh, that... one. Sure took some of you long enough. Now you can go about your lives knowing what I've known for a long time now. I promise you will be happier.

And cheers for the pie, Natalie, but pink flowers are for cakes.

I've lost all interest in this thing. As is probably evident by my almost three weeks of complete silence ( Read more... )

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Because I don't feel like typing it out.

You should go. Come on. It's for charity.

;-)

Good heavens, Lane! Why are there no cucumber sandwiches?

I'm not sure why anyone would waste any money to see more of me, but I have fifty icons now anyway. Cheers ( Read more... )

In some ways it's like trying to hammer that square peg into the round hole. Over and fucking over. It's also like... taking myself and dropping my mind and soul into a maze I've never seen before, just to see how I'll play in there ( Read more... )

I haven't updated in a long time. That's because everything I sit down to write is by and large dark, depressing, or disgusting. Sometimes more than one of those traits apply. I don't really notise that something I create isn't happy until I reread it ( Read more... )

Graham was one of the first people I saw when I went to London, in the midst of my mother crying about how she was going to miss me. I could get into how I thought he was cooler and I was jealous and also wanted to know him, blah blah. Aren't we all tired of hearing that fucking story? Yeah, we are. He just said he didn't know what to update about ( Read more... )

I think Leigh may have just given me a concussion. Brilliant.

Edit! I remember Natalie telling me once that if you get bonked hard enough at a certain spot on your head, it can change your personality. I bet a lot of people would be pretty happy if that happened, haha. I think I'll put my current mood as giddy. Whee?