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Sep 18, 2011 16:56

[Willow is out and about town, dressed in a rich crimson velvet. She wanders as though she were nobility, a station far above her title of 'magic shop owner'. Several ads of said shop are held, single-page deals with animated whimsy that she hands out to passerbys ( Read more... )

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Dusk! Yep, I give you a general time. notafuckingnut September 18 2011, 23:00:14 UTC
[Rukz is lumbering about in typical goblin fashion. He's...awful close to the city, closer than he usually likes -- city-people tend to have more fire and pointy things, it's not his favorite place in the world -- but it smells lovely; he can't help it today.

There's a flash of movement on the ground, and he bends to poke at it, spearing it through by accident on a grubby claw. Unfortunate, and he looks disappointed for a moment, but the whole city's filled with delectables, a piece of paper really isn't particularly interesting in comparison.

The edges of the town are populated with sparse buildings and a few trees, and it's these places the goblin is currently exploring. He creeps forward, poking his snout out into the alley, ears flattened against his skull in discomfort -- it's loud and stinking and why did he come out this far in the first place? -- and growls questioningly. There's somebody there, he can smell them. Her.

...Okay, maybe it's not a completely unpleasant trip; he might get a prize out of it after all.]

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Dusk! - yay for general time! grahamcommawill September 18 2011, 23:36:58 UTC
[She'd managed to pass out a few flyers to several people. What they did with them after, well, unfortunately she was aware. Magic and all that. If they threw them on the ground, she knew. Saddening, but there was nothing to be done about it.

Willow ventured to an alley. Perhaps passing things out to people wasn't the best idea. Just putting a sign up where people would notice would be good enough. One such ad was put to the wall and there it stayed. Pleased with her work she turned to go.

Then stopped. Something else was here. She hears the growl and turns to face the small creature. A goblin. Of course it was.]

Hello there. Are you lost? [A question undoubtedly voiced by so many naive maidens, and that was one thing she wasn't. It had the same innocent tone, of course. Goblins loved that.]

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Dusk! notafuckingnut September 19 2011, 01:20:57 UTC
[There was just something about it. Something soothing, reassuring. Something you wanted to bring home and keep forever, lock up and never let out of your sight because it was just so pure.

Not that he would have put it in so many words. All he knew was it made him all tingly and covetous and he wanted it all for himself. He creeped out further into the alley, the better to see her, and pulled himself up to his full height, grinning widely, like a happy shark.]

I think I made a wrong turn, I didn't mean to come out this far.

[He pulled a sad face, one which had done quite well at luring many a girl off the path before now. He trusted it would serve him well now.]

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Re: Dusk! grahamcommawill September 19 2011, 03:14:38 UTC
[She didn't need magic to see through this act. That wouldn't stop her from playing along, however. It had been a dull and uneventful day. Why not indulge a goblin for a short while? Willow crouches down near it and plays the part of the easily-fooled maiden. ]

Oh, you poor thing! Where is it you intended to go? [A display of astonished affection for the poor and pathetic sad-faced creature]

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magical simultaneous spam darknessb4me September 20 2011, 22:12:57 UTC
[Arthas tends to stick out in a crowd at the best of times; being six feet plus and wearing a giant cape will do that. So it's not exactly sneaky when he 'sneaks' up to take a flyer.]

Very subtle spellwork. [Subtle is a good thing, it means the power is under control and you won't be having a person-sized nuclear meltdown. It's a problem on Azeroth sometimes.] Are mages required to register in this part of the land?

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the best spam! grahamcommawill September 21 2011, 04:25:32 UTC
[Willow is hardly intimidated by the near-giant being in her space. Coyly she hands over a flyer, then holds the rest of the stack close to her side. Its an open stance, one without fear of the warrior near her.]

We're hardly hidden from the public eye, sir. [Nodding toward the flyer which colorfully, and quite animatedly, advertises the store.] I have not come across any sort of registration.

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the best spam! darknessb4me September 22 2011, 09:04:10 UTC
Hm. Simple curiosity; they were in my land.

[He studies the flyer.] You made this?

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