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sometimes i just want to type tons of things out and just go crazy on the keyboard really making it my bitch just being so quick on those keys not even looking at them just at the screen gotta recognize them typos gotta organize them and shape them into something that has no meaning cause ive got no point but ive got complaints well complaints ( Read more... )

i feel like trash talking the entire world
ill play the malcontent ill break the fourth wall and the sixth degree of seperation

so thanks to swifty being wonderful, i now have a website of sorts that i use to make myself smile. the struz swift and i post things that make us laugh on www.legitlol.com ( Read more... )

i feel like a ghost with a bowler hat sporting a moustache, a salt shaker on halloween

when i was 2-3 yrs old i had a bunch of seizures. straight up shooting from 96 degrees F to 103 in a matter of 45 minutes would throw my tiny body into little spasms all over the bathroom floor. i hung out in the children's hospital on a couple of different occasions, and actually went into an experimental program where they gave me adult doses of ( Read more... )

man asks me "have you ever smoked a dooby ( Read more... )

FAHKIN ICE AND FAHKING I SLALOMED THROUGH TREES FAHKING DRIFT FAHKING FISH TAIL TO AVOID A FAHKING LAKE LOL FAHKING UP ON THREE WHEELZ GUY HAD TO GUN IT BACKWARDS RIHT UP A FAHKING CLIFF FAHKING WINNAR HOVER HERE LOL FAHKING STRAIGHT UP JUMPAH CABLES FHAKING TOE THAT SHIT RGIHT OUT FAHKIN THATS WHAS IM SAYING TALKIN ABOUT LOL FOR SRS THAT SHTI ( Read more... )

dear cingular / at &t ( Read more... )

a list of things i recommend to you all ( Read more... )