I just received a global E-mail from a colleague who is leaving today. I present it here for your amusement.
Hi All,
Today is my last day as i am leaving the company after only 14 years.
I am moving to the midlands, as my husband southern visa has finally expired. Can't believe i will be passed the Watford Gap!
I would like to say a big thank you, as it has been a pleasure working with you all and i have really enjoyed my life at $Company.
Good Luck everyone.
This is someone who had to communicate with the outside world! *Despairs*