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Aug 20, 2004 15:19

Dictionary of Obscure Sexual Terms
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tylernathaniel August 20 2004, 12:47:11 UTC
I can't finish reading this.

This is really, really foul... haha.

Later. =D

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tylernathaniel August 20 2004, 12:48:19 UTC
Except this one. This one's really fuckin funny... lmao

The Zombie Mask
While getting head from your favorite, unsuspecting, trash-barrel whore, tell her you want her to look right up at you with those pretty little eyes" when you blow your load. Then, just when you're ready to spew a good week's worth of goo, blast that hefty load in both eyes. This temporary state of blindness will produce the zombie effect as she stumbles around the room with arms outstretched, and moaning like the walking dead.

Later. =D

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grammarbitch August 20 2004, 12:55:58 UTC
hahahahahah.

cya
good luck with your big move.

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anonymous August 21 2004, 10:59:17 UTC
U forgot the dolphin
DOlphin-Getting ready to clog the poop chute the tramp turns around and says eh eh eh eh like a dolphin.

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