302.75 Premature Ejaculation
the alkaline trio show was last night, and as expected, it was fucking amazing. even tom liked it, although he won't admit it. oh yeah, it was also tom's birthday yesterday. everyone came over after the show and i fell asleep like a dumbass because i was tired from orgasming for 1.5 hours straight during the alk3 set.
holy god, look at this picture of dan from yesterday. please take a look at his shirt. OBVIOUSLY he is sending a message to me! HIS SHIRT SAYS MOTHERFUCKING ELROY! HOLY SHIT! i mean, i already knew he was trying to send me signals of his love because he's had his last 2 major chicago shows scheduled on my boyfriends' respective birthdays (you know, because he wants me to leave them at home and come to the show alone so he can have me all to himself), but now THIS!? it's like, SO obvious. i mean, it's pretty mean of him to wear a shirt with my nickname on it that my boyfriend gave me, but i mean, i guess he's desperate for my attention. he probably thought i would be at the blood pact meet and greet, but i stayed home with my boyfriend instead. i'm sure he was really disappointed.
p.s. our cats are homos.
holy god, look at this picture of dan from yesterday. please take a look at his shirt. OBVIOUSLY he is sending a message to me! HIS SHIRT SAYS MOTHERFUCKING ELROY! HOLY SHIT! i mean, i already knew he was trying to send me signals of his love because he's had his last 2 major chicago shows scheduled on my boyfriends' respective birthdays (you know, because he wants me to leave them at home and come to the show alone so he can have me all to himself), but now THIS!? it's like, SO obvious. i mean, it's pretty mean of him to wear a shirt with my nickname on it that my boyfriend gave me, but i mean, i guess he's desperate for my attention. he probably thought i would be at the blood pact meet and greet, but i stayed home with my boyfriend instead. i'm sure he was really disappointed.
p.s. our cats are homos.