chapped lips, eat this

[grampak]

I got Tootsie Roll flavored chapstick in my stocking this year. Every time that I use it, I just want to eat it...like it's a tootsie roll...and not chapstick. Instead of eating it, which I know I shouldn't do, I just lick my lips a lot and eat the chocolate flavored skin that is peeling off of them

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[halawoot]

i have a huge bag of q-tips by my bed. needless to say, my ears are squeaky clean. wait... i should check on that again...

[naik]

i used to eat cherry chapsticks back in the day. like when i was seven, not last year.

[grampak]

the only reason you don't eat your chapstick now, i'm sure, is because you switched to carmex or something not-tasty, but let me tell you, one schmear of cherry across your lips will certainly rekindle your seven-year-old instincts.

[naik]

i had reeses flavored chapstick and let me tell you... it was fabulous!
-aub

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[spacefood]

How did you make this post in the future?

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[grampak]

long story, i'll tell you yesterday.

[martadiehm]

The only man in my life that counts Burt, of Burts Bees fame- is the only thing I put on my lips. I enjoy the nice honey aroma that can be smelled in a room where Burts has been applied.....Burt's the man.