I prefer the straight fries

[grandmasterkim]

Haha, my friend put this in his AIM profile:
"Best thing to say to a girl on a first date - take her to a grocery store before your date and when the bagger asks you "paper or plastic" point to your date and say "I'm gonna need a paper bag on this one."

Hmm, today I got a chinese fortune cookie that says, "Stop procrastinating, starting tomorrow."

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[stryder619]

Best cookie. ever.

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I wish fortune cookies were always as cool as that, if not more so! I always pretend that mine says "Give up and die" when I read it aloud to my friends.