I F***ing Do! Part 22

[gilded_glamour]

Title: I F***ing Do!
Team Name: Spying for the Pyromaniac Parrots
Word Count: 100 x 17 (but only 50 GS100 points)
Rating: M
Challenge: Creative Cursing Challenge
Characters: Hermione, Severus, Draco, Ron, Harry, Dean, Seamus, Neville, Lucius, Firenze, Bane, Magorian, two Goblins, Buggy the house elf, Luna
Authors Notes: Not mine, etc.

Comments

[gilded_glamour]

*preens* It did turn out well, after everything, haha. Thanks, Scoffy dear. <3

[dreamy_dragon73]

The ending is so sweet and romantic *happy sigh*
And I just loved the trials of doom!

[gilded_glamour]

Hahaha, I'm glad! Enjoy the romantic moment because it will ALL be ruined on Thursday! :D

[dacian_goddess]

Fantastic! Great to see our two lovebirds getting their act together again (or at last, or something ;) but overall there was so much more than that to love about this instalment.

The Stag Night was pretty much just the kind of cock-up you'd expect given the level of planning going into it -- so obviously funny enough to induce bladder problems. Severus' immediate reaction to the first trial was bloody marvellous (made me wonder what kind of 'look, don't touch' policy Hermione favours), and Lucius and Harry were priceless beyond measure. ~pets Lucius~ It's OK, sweetie: at least that's the only vanilla thing about you, yeah?

I love that the Death Eaters can drink everyone else under the table; ‘Neptune’s turgid nimrod’ ~guffaws~ Poor Lucius, having to resort to Bailey's -- does that mean Narcissa took liberties with the wards on Lucius' stocks, though

[gilded_glamour]

Ooh, long comment, yay. :)
I was wondering too, but since Severus is most definitely the jealous type I'd figure he wouldn't go in for double standards. Thus the 'oh no oh no please don't tempt me' kind of situation!
Hahaha I couldn't resist with harry and Lucius. They were the only married ones there, and just because it's Severus' last night as a bachelor doesn't mean non-bachelors can indulge! Anyway, I bet Narcissa and Ginny would have found out.
Haha well, fifteen rounds, seven men and three centaurs. That's bottles and bottles of the stuff. I don't think either Lucius or Ron quite anticipated how far it would go!
Ooh, I hope not either. But I have a very bad feeling that it just might be the only one! Tee hee.

[treeson]

Twelve shots later, Bane and Magorian joined their compatriot on the floor, muttering about ‘Venus’ vagina’ and ‘Neptune’s turgid nimrod’ between snores.

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So romantic. I can't wait for the rest!

<3 treeson

[gilded_glamour]

Hee hee, also one of my favourites. :)
Thank you!

[a_bees_buzz]

That's exactly how Ron would do a stag night - neither of our couple did well picking their planners, did they? I love that you've given them a moment of touching romance before the horror of the wedding day itself, they needed a reminder of what they're going through all this for. And soppy-romantic Severus is a wondrous thing.