4th wall

[granygetyourgun]

Tarnation, what the hell is goin' on 'round here? This is what I get for finishin' off that brew-ha-ha of mine. Remy darlin' start up the still! We've got us a militia to start!
[Granny chages into the grill in a determined yet panicked manor]

Comments

[ttlynotawizard]

A militia? With the still? I hardly think its a formidable fighter, but I'm way ahead of you on the drinking part.

[granygetyourgun]

No, no, no darlin'! We need to start us up some battle plans, I hear we've been invaded! I've got a feelin deep in my ol' bones that we're gonna need a few gulps to get us goin'.

[ttlynotawizard]

Oh believe me, this isn't an invasion. We've had those before. This is nothing to worry about...I think.

[granygetyourgun]

[She places her hand on Remy's in a motherly way] Remy, darlin'. How often does this boat get invaded?

[heroic_hero]

... do you require aid, Ma'am?

[granygetyourgun]

Well ain't you just sweet? There has just been an awful lot of who-ha round here and it's startin' to worry me. I'm thinkin we need to get ourselves a militia.

[meinxxherz]

[Herz has...no clue who this old lady is. She looks kinda freaked out, though. After putting on his glasses, he pokes his head out of the kitchen.]

Uhm...Ma'am?

[granygetyourgun]

[Still on edge she jumps holding her spoon out as a sword]
Even'...are you one of them?