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[grapefruit_tea]

Daniella's adventures at the Orthodontist

Daniella is sitting in the waiting room.
Nurse Lady: Daniella?
D: I'm here.
NL: Come this way.... what are you reading?
D: *shows her book* Oh, it's by Andy Warhol.
NL: ...
D: He's a famous American artist.
NL: ..Oh!
D: Did the soup cans..
NL: Oh.... is it for school?
D: No. Just for me.
NL: ..... Oh.

People make me sad

Comments

[black_cab]

Don't feel sad about ortho-lady, feel intellectually superior!
Let's not forget our memories.
Of course they wouldn't be memories if you did not remember them.

[grapefruit_tea]

I can't be expected to remember what I have forgotten!

[thepopester]

You say "I'm here" when they call you in? *Snigger*

How can she not know who Andy Warhol was? He's...the Picasso of America. I was going to say Salvador Dali...but he's less known than Pablo.

[grapefruit_tea]

Well, she was scanning the room for me! What else was I supposed to say!??! PFfft to your ugly doctor face.

Sometimes I forget that not everyone is as obsessed with art as me. :(

[thepopester]

I just stand up! I don't say "present!" or "I'm here!" like a good little Republican. And shouldn't she know you by now?

[grapefruit_tea]

1. No. They get new nurses in there all the time. And it's not like I hang out at the orthodontist's at any chance I get.
2. I'm not a Republican.
3. ... You're ugly.

[hilarywonderful]

pssssst!
daniella is sexy.

pass it on!

[grapefruit_tea]

Psst. Daniella is just jealous of Hilly.

[black_cab]

I could totally see the sentence "Daniella is sexy" going through a game of telephone and ending up as something like "Danilla is sock worthy."
I'm not really sure why I though that.
Um.
Yeah.

[grapefruit_tea]

So which is it? Huh? Am I sexy or sock worthy?

[haleyf]

WHOA! I'm like 200% sure that i wrote things to you mostly about eating butter and what-not and I think they are pretty funny and they should get a mention. :( you made me sad

[grapefruit_tea]

It was just a quick scan through! I didn't mean to leave anyone out. My disgusting handwriting probably ate up your messages.

.... aaaaand after another look I found "Eat Butter!" My apologies. And someone who wrote "Today is April 7th." On April 7th.

I think the rest of them are in my grade ten agenda. I remember us sitting in Civics...? Am I making things up? Is that where we had the Pope Greatest Hits album?

[black_cab]

dear daniella
everytime you post you have a NEW ICON

[grapefruit_tea]

It's my weakness! I'm sorry!

I'll keep this one for a while. I promise. Andy equals love.