one-shot; bite me (actually -- please don't), rated pg

[grapefruitade]

title: Bite Me (Actually, Please Don't)
rating: PG
pairing: Baekhyun/Chanyeol
genre: Fluff and (poorly attempted) Crack
summary: In which Baekhyun’s mom fills out an online dating form for her son, and Chanyeol thinks he’s a vampire.
length: 2,292 words

Comments

[grapefruitade]

spot for jamminterludes ❤

[jamminterludes]

I AM SO SORRY FOR THIS LATE REPLY ;AAAA;

CRIES BC YOU WROTE BAEKYEOL. YOUR OTP IS BAEKTAO BUT YOU WROTE BAEKYEOL
I AM STILL CRYING OVER THAT TBH
;AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA;

"Funny, I can't exactly say the same. Not yet, anyways."
i will choose to read this as: "you are everything that i want in a person"

"Bird man. Whatever. Now hush so that I can fill out your dating profile and find a future daughter-in-law."
I AM ENJOYING THIS REFERENCE TO HEECHUL B T W BUT CRYING BC CAT WOMAN

“Are you homophobic?”
wow you are so subtle it is really unbelievable ahahhahahaa

“Your profile screamed ‘Park Chanyeol,’ that’s what.”
(this means that they are made for each other)

Baekhyun’s mouth curved upwards into an amused half-smile. “That, you certainly are.”
(what baekhyun doesn't know, is that he is already becoming fond of chanyeol, even though he doesn't even know much of him, other than the fact that he's weird)

He decided not to mind the hand-holding in the end though, as he interlocked fingers with the other male

[grapefruitade]

Pish posh pshaw, don't worry about it. You could have taken all the time in the world to comment on this fic; hell, I guess, you even could have decided not to comment on this fic. LOL. XD

Anyway, I'm glad you enjoyed this despite having read this a few times before this finished product came about (and I'm glad you enjoyed it despite the subtle weaving of my actual Baekhyun-related OTP, hahaha). And yaaay, I'm glad you were able to see how I was very, very subtly trying to create BaekYeol's characters as foils. :D

(tbh i will read anything that you write because everything you write is so perfect and then i just sit here in a corner and cry)
QUUUUURL PLZ. NAW. PLZ. NAAAW. PLZ. I can't wait to see what you write, because you write so wonderfully -- especially when you're really passionate about it. :')

i can't wait for your heungsoon fics slkdlfdjfdslkljkdfskljdslsds
Thanks to the SNCJ BB... Uhh... We'll see... OTL OTL OTLLLLLL

Anyway, yes yes, you're welcome!
I'll love you forever, my lovely Baek to my Yeol. ♥♥♥♥♥

[chicanexo]

for a second there, when chanyeol bit baekhyun's neck, i really, truly, /genuinely/ thought that omg hey this kid is a vampire but then he gave baekhyun a /hickey/ odg.
chanyeol's confidence in this is awesome omg, i love how baekhyun's profile "screamed for him" like srsly chanyeol pls

very cute fic! ;w; my only complaint is that i wish it was longer sobs i want more vamp!chanyeol moments ;~;

[grapefruitade]

Ah, I'm very touched that you wish it was longer. ; u ;
Thank you very much for both reading and commenting, dear!

[pinocchio_hae]

i have no idea what to make of chanyeol's character in this, but i think that's the intended effect. This was funny and cute at the same time

[grapefruitade]

LOL, intended effect indeed. I was hoping for this to come off more whimsical than anything else, hahaha.
Thank you for your comment, and thank you for reading!

[nhiphuong]

lol chanyeol though...... well even if he is really a vampire, who would believe it... i mean look at his face..... 8D

[grapefruitade]

His face doesn't exactly scream vampire, I guess. XD
Thanks a lot for commenting and reading!

[xxhna]

Lol Chan thinking he's a vampire hahah.

[grapefruitade]

Haha, thanks for reading!