App Post~
Character: Uesugi Tatsuha
Series: Gravitation (Manga)
Age: 16
Canon: In a series with flying panda robots, American managers who think a bullet to the head constitutes a wake up call, and petite blonds with hitcars, anything can pass for normal. Even obsessive fanboy monks who would kidnap their own brother to get a paper cup his idol backwashed in. Cue Tatsuha, the Buddhist monk who would make a deal with the devil to get himself into the pants of Nittle Grasper's lead singer, Sakuma Ryuichi. Or even just his pants. That isn't the end of his deviant ways either; he drinks, he smokes, and he has sex with anything that resembles a woman or Ryuichi.
When he's not being a complete fanboy or a really bad monk, Tatsuha's fulfilling his role as the good son. While he may be grumbling the whole way, he'll get his duties done and help out the family when they need him. When you take Ryuichi out of the equation, he's a reliable brother and friend; but stick the man back into any equation and everything else will just have to settle for second place.
Sample Post:
Alright, I'm not going to bother beating around the bush with this. I was sent here to help purify this place. "Army of shuffling zombies trying to eat us, moral corruption spreading through our youth, no more Casual Fridays, blah blah help." Geez, monks aren't the people you're supposed to be calling for that. Can't you guys take care of your own damn problems by yourselves? Army of zombies, get some torches and machine guns. Moral corruption, it's going to happen anyways. Casual Fridays, no more wondering if Jack's legs are the source of the world's brunette wigs. Easy as that.
After that, you guys are on your own. I'll pray for your souls though, but I think the level of prayer necessary here goes beyond that of the average monk. And since it doesn't look like I'm going to be thrown into toxic waste and develop super monk powers anytime soon, guess I'll just be on my way. Things to do, places to see, people to follow obsessively. ... Pretend you didn't hear that last one.
"Wait?" Who said that? ... Well, looks like you birds up there can talk, huh? Figures, this place is going to need way more than an exorcism at this rate. And what do you think you're suggesting? Negotiations? You want to try to corrupt a holy man like me into putting my righteous duty aside with blackmail? Sorry, I'm a man of the temple, so I'm going to have to go with a big hell n-
L-Life sized doll of Ryuichi? Action figure with real moving parts? Just close my eyes?
Deal. NowhandoverRyuichihandhimovernownownow.
... Ahhh~ Not quite as petite as he would be, but this silky smooth hair is just like his~ Smells like him too; ah, this wonderful aroma of strawberries. Oh honey, you feel so soft. A little hairy on the chest. And the arms and down the back and c'mon he's not this hairy, I've seen it for myself. Oh but Ryuichi honey, I still love you how about a little kis-
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Holy shit, I should have kept my eyes closed.
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But, if I squint this way, ignore the purple, and we give you a shave, I think it could work.
Voting goes here.