Indian Food
Read on. Trust me, you'll like it...
Mythrillmonkey: I just got back from eating Indian food. I think it gave me the runs
fonsoartm: i want to take photography next year and the drawing/painting class
fonsoartm: did you eat at the east lake place
Mythrillmonkey: yep
fonsoartm: cool
Mythrillmonkey: Have you ever been there?
fonsoartm: nope but i always see it when i go eat chinese
fonsoartm: people not food
fonsoartm: jk
Mythrillmonkey: I prefer the people over their food
Mythrillmonkey: for eating that is
fonsoartm: ha i know what you mean
Mythrillmonkey: no, no I don't think you do...
fonsoartm: well i can imagine it
fonsoartm: just like the pink elefant thats right next to me
Mythrillmonkey: Mine's green with flaming blue eyes
fonsoartm: how can it see if its eyes are on fire
Mythrillmonkey: it has an extra pair under it's tusks
fonsoartm: mine doesnt have tusks. it has wings
Mythrillmonkey: Yeah, mine just has whipping bladed tenticles on it's back
Mythrillmonkey: brb
fonsoartm: ok
Mythrillmonkey: crap. My left leg's asleep
fonsoartm: lol tell your right leg to wake it up
Mythrillmonkey: I don't have a right leg, remember?
Mythrillmonkey: I lost it in the war
fonsoartm: ohhh i forgot
fonsoartm: haha then how do you pee? hopping
Mythrillmonkey: That giant neon panda shot it off with his grenade launcher
Mythrillmonkey: ...and yes. I hop
fonsoartm: The panda, did it laugh after it shot you?
Mythrillmonkey: No, it smiled in satisfaction and then started chewing on some bamboo
Mythrillmonkey: before I blacked out, I think I saw it choke on the bamboo
fonsoartm: How did the panda even know how to shoot a grenade launcher, let alone have one?
fonsoartm: ha
Mythrillmonkey: Let's just say that the army hires all kinds... they're desprate
fonsoartm: Who's army was the panda in?
Mythrillmonkey: Ours... but he was evil inside. I knew this from the beginning
fonsoartm: So the evil was inside of the panda, i wonder if it tasted good
Mythrillmonkey: When doesn't it?
fonsoartm: maybe not since it wasnt satisfied so thats why it was eating the bamboo
Mythrillmonkey: I think it was feeding the evil inside itself
Mythrillmonkey: Evil likes bamboo you know
fonsoartm: So I've heard