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[grasshopped]

So I went to the opthamologist this morning to find out what the fuck it is that my eyes are doing. You see, they've been acting like really coked-out rock stars for the past couple weeks, so I was kinda curious to find out exactly what my problem is

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[sammy_joe]

I still have about 6 nitro-glycerin sprays from Dad's heart condition stashed around the house. He sprayed it under his tounge too, so if you feel a heart attack coming on you know what to do.

[grasshopped]

get me some nitro, STAT!

[pancake_rabbitt]

...Does that mean you'll have an explosive mouth? Cus that would be cool...

(And no, I'm not...not concerned about the health issues [like the side effect of breathing fire], but comeon! Breathing Fire! That's just nifty)

[grasshopped]

I'll work on it don't worry. And then I shall be Sideshow Carol and develop on evil laugh.

and even MORE evil laugh.

[grasshopped]

I sound like a gay boy in montreal?

[grasshopped]

he said something or other along those lines...I supposed I could just read through the pamphlet...I was kinda mostly sleeping at the time.

A. House is not always right about all things medical, sadly.

B. Lots of things that can induce migraines can actually treat them in the early onset. Like you're supposed to drink a cup of strong coffee.

[pancake_rabbitt]

So basically you'd be giving your migraine a migraine of it's own so it gets distracted and forgets what it was going to do?

[grasshopped]

Nitroglycerin makes your head want to explode without a migraine...and makes your migraine want to explode in lieu of your brain when it is present.