Y'all know the drill.

Good!

Bad!

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Hurry up already!

CB and JD are no longer BFF.

YOU BASTARD.

Thank you for one AMAZING year, my love.

To many more...

Happy Birthday to Sam,
Happy Birthday to Spam,
Happy Birthday dear Suuuuuuuzzzzie-QQQQQQQQ.....
Happy Birthday dear SAAAAMMMAAAANNNNTTTTHHHHAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hope your multiple personalities are well satisified.

And always remember, when in doubt, that there are always candies in your pants.

I am not a Conservative. I will likely never be a Conservative. Or even a conservative (ooh.. dig the small c in action!!!).

However, this guy is just funny. Politician blogs are actually quite entertaining when you are waiting for your next class to start and not working on the history paper due tomorrow. Hmm. You may think this shows signs of ( Read more... )

It came to my attention the other day that Brad had never heard of zeeba neighba. Sadly, I am too lazy to find the originals, but here are some of the more recent ones. Enjoy:

The Plastic Flamingo

The Gnome

Plaque

Anonymous Note

Language Skills

Trojan Horse

Online Advice

And this is a Pearl without the crocs; it just so happens to coincide with my ( Read more... )

Yesterday I was jaywalking across 53rd to get home (as usual). I was in a good mood, smiling to myself. A guy who is approaching the red light actually STOPPED in the middle of the street, and waves for me to cross...returns the smile. I started laughing and signaled for him to drive on (MacDuff), and we both went along our merry way ( Read more... )

So, it really kinda sucks when you suddenly realize it's eleven o'clock and you have to wake up in seven hours and you still have laundry in the machine and your room is half torn apart because you've been doing the kind of cleaning that involves moving all your furniture (and thus lots of weird stacking) and you still have to shower and you haven' ( Read more... )

It has occured to me that the new year is not a good time for me. I am (outwardly) inexplicably emotional, judgmental, prone to anger, restless and hermitty. Here are the results of my self-analysis to figure out why this week has been waves of hell and heaven without much in between ( Read more... )

You know what was fun? When we all wen to Luciano's and watched the election results as they were coming in.