Questions plagueing my day:

[grasueh]

1. "Will I be America's Next Top Front Desk Woman at the Carolina Surgical Group?"

2. "Do I have AIDS?"

I feel like the second question should explain first since quite a few close members of my family recently caught onto my journaling.

I didn't even have to pop off my fancy work dress after my morning job interview. Thanks to my

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[hermajesty4now]

"Once I eat something it goes straight to my chest instead of my stomache." .... You should not have told me this.

I made Amanda come with my when I got my last Aids test. I figured it would be kind of romantic. I took off my bandage right away in hopes that people in my town would see the hole and make up rumors about me being hooked on drugs.

[grasueh]

I'm pretty sure people would make something like that up about me in this town even without the evidence!

In Charlotte if you stay up late you're totally master wizard in the world's largest indoor meth labratory.

Miss you, kelly face.

[hermajesty4now]

Miss you big time :(

[yafka]

My mother used to be the front desk Woman at the Presbyterian hospital. I don't think they asked her about bisexual men. But her main duty was handing out beepers to expecting couples. Couples where the women had incredible expanding boobs.

[grasueh]

I'm pregnant with phantom babies.

ps- They also asked me if I've slept with bisexual women.

[syphilis]

I like to hear about your boobs!

[grasueh]

Of course syphilis would comment on a post about AIDS.

[syphilis]

I like to keep up on the competition!

[kenoster]

If you take Magic Johnson's drug cocktail you can live forever even with AIDS. Who cares about quick tests??????

[grasueh]

I don't know if I trust your theory since his name is Magic.

Maybe I should change my name to MIRACLE.