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Oct 25, 2005 16:48

Here I am on why toilet seat covers are kind of cool, but ultimately useless ( Read more... )

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gothiqueer October 27 2005, 05:56:28 UTC
omg layne ;****(

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grasueh October 27 2005, 12:27:25 UTC
Joey's house warming gift to Kate and I was a Mad Season record.

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eeviac_ October 28 2005, 09:55:53 UTC
the toilet facial was karma for kate's toothbrush, i reckon!
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kriserific October 29 2005, 00:52:32 UTC
I call the seat covers ass gaskets.

What's really gross is that if you poop on a seat with an ass gasket, sometimes it slides down that part that goes down in the middle that takes the rest of the gasket down with it when you flush. It looks like a piece of wax paper with a skid mark.

Also , I reverse "Bless You's" and "Excuse you's." When someone would say "Excuse me," I beat them to it and say "BLESS YOU!" This is in response to burps, and especially farts. When someone sneezes, I say "EXCUSE YOU," which makes a person feel bad about an involitary bodily function.

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