First Blood?

[grasueh]

Funny you should ask.
I was 12. I cried. My mom let me stay home from school.

Wait, that's not what I was going to talk about at all. I was searching for a good picture of Stallone circa First Blood and came across this instead:

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Comments

[courtly_love]

2. Mirzah from Yugoslavia. Another date gone wrong. Normally taking out your front teeth to slurp vegetable soup on a first date with me could be charming, but a full back tattoo of a refrigerator with the door slightly ajar revealing one last beer tipped over spilling one last drop beside a Sick of It All tattoo is not charming.

This is a lie. Isnt it? does this person really exist?

[grasueh]

He really exists and I really went on a few dates with him.

Slim pickins in the Carolinas, my friend.

[utterlyopiate]

In conclusion, the next time someone leans over and says, "Mmm, you smell great. What is that you're wearing?" please say, "Oh, that's my pussy."
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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[grasueh]

I'm not kidding, sister.

brilliant

[staticsexa]

haaaaaaa yeah im wearing extra perfume from now on just so i get a chance to use that line

Re: brilliant

[grasueh]

Make sure the perfume is of the universally good smelling kind (def not love's baby soft) because the last thing you want is this scenario:

"Whoa, something smells like shit!"

"Oh, that's my pu---HEY WAIT A SECOND!"

[grasueh]

dry humping also gives me an morbidly unattractive visual of straddling some dude's head who's dandruff is so bad he uses prescription shampoo.

[noahbot]

i'm not sure what you'd wanna keep...

[grasueh]

THE CRYPT KEEPER!

My work computer is blocking that and claiming it's "adult content".