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[grasueh]

I lost internet for a long time.

Now it's back and all I can think of to say is...

Last weekend I got on stage for karaoke for the first time and wet my pants during "Roxanne".

Comments

[hermajesty4now]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I can't believe you did karaoke without me!! Tell me all about it. Do you have my actual email address?? fivebyfive@comcast.net

[grasueh]

1. The reason why I peed was because I looked at the prompter and it said "PUT ON THE RED LIGHT!" over and over and over and for some reason that tripped me out so hard I could not stop laughing.

2. It was not a WHOLE lot of pee, but enough to make me wonder whether or not the crowd could see it stream down the leg of my jeans.

3. Now I have your e-mail address!

[hermajesty4now]

Completely amazing. I just 100% adore you. I wish they sold April action figures at Hot Topic. I'd collect them all.

[grasueh]

learn to work the plastic sheets

[holygalaga]

LEARN TO WORK
THE SOUP KITCHEN

I-I PLAY JUST WHAT I FEEEEEEL
DRINK SCOTCH BEAR CLAW ALL NIGHT LONG

AND DIIIIIE BEHIND THE WHEEEEEL

[grasueh]

HEY SASQUATCH
THAT'S 'RETHA NASCAR

[yafka]

So, I guess you won't have to wear that dress tonight, huh?

[courtly_love]

I saw your old CTA crush today and i have to say, she was lookin good in her Christmas red and greens.

ALSO:

[gothiqueer]

http://www.livejournal.com/community/ohnotheydidnt/4247720.html?style=mine