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[grasueh]

No one in the Swartz family is particularly known for saying the right thing at the right time. Sometimes I don't know whether or not I seriously inherited the trait or if I'm subconsciously mocking them. It doesn't necessarily make a difference either way because if I haven't learned my lesson at almost 23 I doubt I'll ever learn it at all

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[mandapop]

*dies with laughter* OH the humor!

[worldsgreatest_]

i kant believe your dad has a lj

[theblankstare]

Oh April... I'm sorry we missed each other this past weekend... we should get up and watch some imax beavers do their thang this coming weekend...

oh and guess what... I got a livejournal last week...

[cutups]

Does this shit just pour out or do you take notes?

This is like some This American Life shit, American liver.

Sometimes you boil my mind, keep it up; pants rolled up,
wading through sauce at the pasta beach, collecting shells.

[kriserific]

My mom said it has taken her 27 years to master the secret of teaching women how to breastfeed (and it is one major part of her job)...I'm going to ask her if shoving the boob in deeper is really it.