I'm writing (not writing) a ballad for salad.

[grasueh]

It will include the following unfortunate facts

Comments

[fireflykid]

I can stab croutons with a fork. And have them not break. I'll show you sometime.

[grasueh]

I'm holding you to this, Justin.

[thedirtiestbird]

I also posess this talent.
It took years of practice and great devotion to the salad accoutrement that is the crouton.

[grasueh]

I'm still standing closely behind "booton" until I see it.