I work with idiots. I think there's a line on our application that asks for IQ and are you stupid enough to work here.

I am building an ark. I think I'll paint it rainbow colors and maybe hire the Queer Eye guys to decorate...but mine will have a motor. That is, if we don't float away first, which is what is likely going to happen if the fucking rain doesn't stop soon. And, it's fucking with my fabulous new hair.

So here is the new haircut. It's too girly, it should be dykeier...it will be fixed Tuesday. But it sure does feel better. Now my face looks even fatter. Oh well...I've gone this far, might as well finish it off and get the clipper cut...

( The New Do )

OK, ya'll win. Pics of the new cut will be posted tonight when I get home....there, ya'll happy????

I whacked off all my hair. it's not quite a buzz cut, but might as well be. Don't know how I feel about it yet. The back is really, really short, the sides are pretty short, and he left my bangs and some on the top...I think it looks too girly. I'm gonna give it the weekend, and if I still feel this way, he said he just go ahead and clipper cut ( Read more... )

Seriously...it is the funniest shit EVER!

http://sjl.funnyordie.com/v1/view_video.php?viewkey=3efbc24c7d2583be6925

Apparently I'm an emotional dumb ass....oh well!

Your EQ is 93
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Like I'm gonna believe that Jessica Simpson hasn't had a boob job....PUHLEEESE!

http://www.people.com/people/gallery/0,,20037151_7,00.html

Why is it called "Giving Head"?

Leave a comment, and I'll give you a letter. Then, list 10 things you like starting with that letter. Post them in your journal and give out new letters to your commenters in turn. thatgaychick gave me the letter B ( Read more... )