I need a sugar momma. Hell... for this id settle for a sugar daddy ( Read more... )

Got waffle house this weekend. MMMMM i havent had that gross disgusting delicious food in about 3-4 years ( Read more... )

7 hours in a van and 8 hours at work panicking and freaking out do not make for a good night's sleep.

WTF, mate.

And here's to the end of an era. Change is always exciting and freakishly scary, too.
Us Santa Cruzans will miss you.

I always wonder how much mustard you actually waste with that little bit that doesnt go back into the squeeze top. I bet its like, a million. Or a least a sammiches worth, i swear. And yes, sadly, i do wonder this quite often. Im smart like that.

just gotta remember to breath.

And see Star Wars a few hundred more times.

Today, we spell redemption... R-O-N. (drops mic)
classic.
this hangover is turning my whole world upside down face.

wow. here's to getting somewhat drunk before the sun goes down on a fri night. Here's also to shaking the hand of a man who's music has been like a soundtrack to your life since the 10th grade (thats 10 years, for those who are counting). Dr Dan is one of the very few people i can say i look up to. The man is just a genius. If you dont know who ( Read more... )

RENO
WAS
SO
FREAKING
BAD
ASS.
MOTLEY
CRUE
FUCKING
ROCKED.
MORE LATER.

yeah, be jealous. Me and the lil lady shalst party it up rawking out to Motley Crue in Reno on Fri night. Oh, and also, ALL FREAKIN WEEKEND LONG. Cause we'll be in Reno, see? Booze at your fingertips 24 hours a day. Oh, and also strippers and hookers too. Oh, and also gambling. Oh, which im terrible at but will attempt anywhooo. It's no ( Read more... )