I am the emperor of oranges!

Jan 12, 2011 18:10

Taken from: www-958.ibm.com/software/data/cognos/manyeyes/datasets/rives-if-i-controlled-the-internet/versions/1.txt

If I ran the internet

If I controlled the internet?
You could auction your broken heart on Ebay
Take the money, go to Amazon,
Buy a phonebook for a country you’ve never been to
Call folks at random until you find someone
who flirts really ( Read more... )

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wannab_maybe619 January 21 2011, 05:08:55 UTC
love it!!

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