Warning: Twilight Bashing/Poking/Making fun of/Roasting/*insert other adjecitves*

[graverunner]

HELLO PPLZ I READ TWILIGHT!!!!!
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Err. Well, actually...no. I didn't. I've only been reading condensed parodied flame-y versions from other people who've read it and hated it. After seeing all the IT'S A GOOD BOOK OMG IT'S SO EFFING ROMANTIC VAMPIRES OH MY - OH MY GOD IT'S EFFING HORRIBLE THE AUTHOR SHOULD BE SHOT hoopla I actually do feel (

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[colorcapsule]

If I were 5-7 years younger and was still reading romantic novels I would have definitely grabbed Twilight LOLOLOLOL I mean like you said, a sparkling hot vampire who is a still a virgin and get to be wrapped around your little finger ..which pre-teen doesn't want that?

I was almost considering on watching the movie too , since movie-verses are always entitled to different opinions. The advertisement sure shows some good stunt effects. It's getting to me haha

BTW, did you visit the series' own encyclopedia dramatica page? I lulz-ed the whole day.

[graverunner]

You're right actually. I guess if I had been 10-12 and happened to pick up the book, I would have loved it.

But I happen to think that the movie-Edward looks deranged. Lol. But the encyclopedia dramatica page says that robert pattinson played him that way (on purpose). He apparently went through the book/script and hated the entire thing. Didn't know what he was getting into. So he said he played Edward as a guy who hated himself.

icon keywords, ha ha

[sixteen_letters]

Yeahh... Uh. Real vampires don't sparkle. Or only eat animals and call themselves "vegetarians," for that matter. B|

It'd be pretty cool actually to get a glittery, sparkly boyfriend. You can save on electricity.

I don't know, personally I think a sparkling boyfriend is probably a good indicator of the gay. Body glitter - it's not just for little girls anymore?

Basically, I concur. wtf, indeed.

Re: icon keywords, ha ha

[graverunner]

*points to your icon* AAAAAAH JOHNNNY.

Now that is what I call a real vampire.

Yeah, well, you know...since girls like things that sparkle and glimmer such as diamonds. Maybe Stephanie Meyer decided to combine the two and thus:
A sparkly boyfriend!

[sixteen_letters]

OMNOMNOM I have more fff.

Indeed. Fabulous or not, at least Johnny has some fucking balls.

Now I feel again as though I have failed my gender. I don't care for diamonds. They're just shiny rocks, and jewelry has never wowed me.

If my theoretical, hypothetical boyfriend ever sparkled, I'd take him to a doctor. :/

[fictionbya]

Yeah, I had to google that whole sparkling thing and had the OMFG, that's serious?? Epic lulz!

That said, this sounds like just the kind of crap I would have loooooved as a teenager :D

[graverunner]

It's true. I looked back at the stories I wrote when I was younger and it would have been right up Stephanie Meyer's alley. XD It pains me so to admit this.

But now since I'm (so-called) older and wiser, I can look back and laugh.
Even though it is sort of scary to think that a 40 yr old woman has not quite grown out of that sue-phase yet. O__o

[nuclearkitsune]

Twilight is a trap.

No man can remain a virgin for over a hundred years.

It's a fucking LIE.

[graverunner]

Stephenie Meyer Mentality says so.

Only the power of twu wub through Bella can dethaw his frosty virgin ass.