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graveyrdflower

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Dec 08, 2006 14:11

No poopie in the panties!
I was on my way out the school and I didn't think I was going to make it home. So I used the restroom there.

But that's not the end of my story.
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_joi December 8 2006, 20:07:41 UTC

Sounds like THAT was fun. I had a poopy story somewhere in the 2003 or early 2004 writings in my journal, but I can't be bothered to find it at the moment.

graveyrdflower December 8 2006, 23:31:49 UTC

No, it really wasn't fun. I was grossed out. I have long fingernails... Meaning lots of poop. :(
Yet, I'm laughing.

~"Poopy Finger" Jona

zarasynn December 16 2006, 07:21:17 UTC

You are freaking hilarious. I love it. :)

anonymous February 3 2007, 18:21:24 UTC

There is a reason why toilet paper is so thin. Why is it thin you ask? It's so you can shove your finger through it and use your finger to deep clean your anus. After you are done you take the shield of toilet paper and wrap it around your poopy finger. You then grasp the pooper finger covered with toilet paper and pull off the paper. BAM! Not only has your anus been deeply cleansed, your finger is now free of the shit.

Sincerely,

George W.(dubya) Bush