Comments | gravidy: Who's the moron

gravidy

Who's the moron

May 30, 2006 04:24

I love my best friend but she's crazy.

Shep was driving her sister's honda up to Elk City when we spotted a cop who had pulled someone over. Whatever business they had conducted was over and the car that had been stopped was pulling away. Well, Shep is psycho so upon seeing the cop she panics for like no reason. We seriously weren't doing anything ( Read more... )

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rebekkamaria May 30 2006, 12:00:15 UTC

You know, you should write a humor fic, since everything you write makes me either smile or laugh. ^_^

Oh, and the best way to handle cops is to act blond. ^_^ I didn't get a speeding ticket, because I acted a bit silly and cute. Heh! Tell that to your friend. Even if she gets pulled over, she'll get away with it by being a helpless little girl.

Evil me. ^_^

gravidy June 25 2006, 02:06:43 UTC

"you should write a humor fic"

I try but somewhere along the way it always gets violent and angsty. I used to be better at it.

"and the best way to handle cops is to act blond."

Woot! I tried crying once. It just made the cop more agitated. *snerk* Shep could probably pull it off, it'd just get me in more trouble

baloo422 May 31 2006, 01:05:22 UTC

heh, I love her line of reasoning. It's got all the logic of Armageddon. Land on the meteor and blow it up by drilling a hole!

gravidy June 25 2006, 02:10:05 UTC

HEY! Drilling the meteor was a BRILLIANT idea!! Especially when they sent up only two ships with only a handful of equipment. That was awesome.

rosdrise May 31 2006, 01:45:18 UTC

Some people simply react poorly to the presence of cops. Even if I'm doing nothing wrong my heart jumps into my throat whenever I see a police officer. Really, only when I'm alone though. If I'm with my sisters there is a chorus of "Cops! Act natural."

gravidy June 25 2006, 02:13:53 UTC

Yeah, I've only ever been pulled over once (cuz I didn't use my turn signal even though I was in the turning lane turning on a green arrow) and the cop was like super aggressive and the more nervous I got the more aggressive he got and the more nervous I got. Vicious cycle.

rosdrise June 28 2006, 13:49:08 UTC

I KNOW I would freak out if I even got pulled over. I do not handle things like that well at all. The cop would think I was hiding something and it would all be downhill from there.

And why would he feel the need to be aggressive? That's so stupid. Waste your anger somewhere that's more useful, or at least makes more sense. Maybe he hadn't reached his doughnut quota for the day.

Armadillos anonymous July 21 2006, 07:09:09 UTC

Visit Texas and you can get as many pictures as you want. On the bit weird side: they tend to be the most run over animal around here. Poor blind blokes.