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[gravidy]

Okay, I'm done hiding. And I have been hiding. My parents haven't heard from me in a week. My best friend hasn't heard from me in two. (Frankly I worry if I don't hear from her. Last time I talked to her she'd just gotten back from nearly drowning at the lake cuz she'd gotten drunk and passed out on a floating device and drifted off into the middle

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[baloo422]

"No, I had to write sixty pages of bull-crap"

Dude. There are people who would give up their FIRST BORN CHILD for sixty pages of your "bull-crap". I, on the other hand, have already promised my first born in exchange for a calorie-less Pepsi that actually tastes as good as the original. Otherwise I would SO be one of those people.

Heh, and I love the drunk friend in the floatation device story. That's classic.

[gingerspicedoll]

I still haven't given up my first born child! Take mine!

[gravidy]

"There are people who would give up their FIRST BORN CHILD for sixty pages of your "bull-crap"."

Aww. You're sweet but I reread it the other day and then printed out a copy just so I could scream at it and stomp on it and curse at it.

"I, on the other hand, have already promised my first born"

Ooh! Ooh! Is that allowed? Can we do that? I have a list of things I want. Maybe I can promise other people's first born children.

"Heh, and I love the drunk friend in the floatation device story."

She boggles my mind cuz she's so freaking intelligent (street smarts, mind you. Book learnin' aint never been her forte) and then she goes and does insanely stupid things. Sometimes I want to be more like her. Sometimes I want to tie her up to keep her out of trouble.

[bk11]

"I don't think bk has heard from me for at least two weeks"

Haha, I love how I'm on your list of people to check in with. And YEAH, man. It had been TWO weeks. Grr! But ah, I'm used to it from you. :P

Heh, dude, brother's girlfriend probs? Oh my freaking hell, I totally feel you. I don't like my brother's girlfriend. I want her to leave me, and preferrably HIM alone. I used to feel bad when I was cold to her and all she wanted to be was friends. But I'm a machine now. No remorse. No feelings.

I read your story! I read your story! I LOVE your story! I reviewed on the site.

[gravidy]

"Heh, dude, brother's girlfriend probs?"

The only fun part is that I just found out that brother doesn't want me spending time with her. He's never actually said it out loud but he does this thing where he tries to silently intervene and seperate us or null any and all plans if it looks like we might actually hang out. Makes me wonder what he's hiding.

But yeah, when she does things like hug my parents or tell my nephew he can't have sugar before dinner, I find myself having to punch down on to my usually non-existant temper and trying to figure out just how mean I can be to her before brother gets mad.

[bk11]

"before brother gets mad."

:) My brother doesn't talk to me anymore. Whatever...!

Do you constantly worry whether your brother is dumb enough to marry this one? That's where I'm at right now. If it happens, then I'm either going to have pull a great schism and split from the people who insist on being nice to that girl. The other option is being the bigger person and getting along with her for my brother's sake. Whatever. Man, saying that makes me feel like I'm 12 or something. Whatever. WHATEVER. She sucks.

[agarttha]

And Maintenance, his consort was Utilities, half-serpent,half-woman, and woe to any traveller who meets her on the road!

I fondle your brain, but not-er- suggestively.

[gingerspicedoll]

I wish to fondle her brain as well. Suggestively. Haha, I would totally take a job as the maintenance.

[gravidy]

O_o

. . . . I like your pic. Vadar and the dough-boy.

[gravidy]

"Maintenance, his consort was Utilities, half-serpent,half-woman, and woe to any traveller who meets her on the road!"

YES! YEEEESS!! ROFLMAO

[dakouyome]

A watermelon, KY jelly, and two bags of cucumber-flavored potato chips. That was my awesome grocery list. Some college student-aged guy was buying it.

[gravidy]

*snerk*

I've never even heard of cucumber-flavored potato chips.

[dakouyome]

They are most disgusting.

[gingerspicedoll]

I don't like Cucumber as it stands. But potato chips? *shudders* Lays pickle potato chips can be tasty though.