Stole this from Tonberry XD

May 24, 2010 14:03

Pick 20 50 movies/anime/video games/comic books/literary works/musicals/TV shows/etc. and put their summaries from Better Than It Sounds and WITHOUT CHEATING have your friends guess.


1. Two suspiciously close Spaniards attempts to cheat a Native American tribe out of money. ~The Road to El Dorado  tonks17

2. Four kids who know karate and a nervous dragon race to get magical artifacts before an egotistical teen genius does. ~Xiaolin Showdown baconshinobi

3. A short megalomaniac from a society where height determines rank tries to conquer/destroy the ultimate Crapsack World while being opposed by the ultimate Butt Monkey. Also involves pigs and monkeys. And doom.   ~Invader Zim tonks17

4. Two cowboys look after some sheep. It turns into an angsty Slash Fic. ~Brokeback Mountain tonks17

5. A sadist has therapy

6. Two disgraced angels try to exploit a loophole in Catholicism to kill God and destroy the universe, and it's up to an abortion clinic worker, two stoners, a stripper, and the 13th Apostle to stop them. And there's a monster made out of crap. ~Dogma tonks17

7. Lots of children get sick, and join a cat-eyed cult led by three brothers, whose mother is a head in a box. One brother eventually grows up to become their father, only to get beaten up in a spectacular fashion. Meanwhile, a man sees dead people, thinks about deep things, and fights lots (often doing all three at the same time). ~Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children the_tonberry

8. Femme Fatale bank robber falls in love with stuffy barrister whilst attempting to locate stolen diamonds. Her boyfriend is a psychopathic Buddhist hitman who torments a stuttering animal lover who keeps killing dogs. ~Fish Called Wanda baconshinobi

9. A dysfunctional family consists of an effete Parisian socialite, an emo former slaveowner, and an increasingly bitter "child" who kill for fun and profit. Later, two of them conflict with a theatrical group. ~Interview with the Vampire the_tonberry

10. A girl navigates a maze at the whim of a fairy rock star. ~Labyrinth tonks17

11. Five kids walk westward for a few days. All the while, their de-facto leader is following the advice of what is either a hallucination or his mother's ghost. And then they kill the guy who killed the leader's mother.

12. People fight over a piece of jewelry. ~Lord of the Rings tonks17

13. Writer falls in love while singing anachronistic songs - on a LOT of absinthe. ~Moulin Rouge (2001) the_tonberry 

14. Some fish start to think philosophically. Hilarity Ensues.

15.One guy stops caring about his job, another wants to rob his employer, and a third just wants his stuff back. ~Office Space the_tonberry

16. Dead people fight other dead people but almost never to the death. ~Bleach the_tonberry

17. Celestial bodies (both literal and figurative) murdered repeatedly, humans quickly rendered unimportant.

18. (Practically) Everyone Is Gay and a police officer. ~FAKE baconshinobi

19. Wannabe singer falls in love with a famous author who calls his lyrics crappy. ~Gravitation the_tonberry

20. "Mythbusters: The Drama"~CSItonks17

21. An old man spends several lifetimes convincing hot young things to join him inside an ancient (time traveling) phone box. He is routinely harassed by tin men, giant nazi pepperpots and his old college buddies. ~Doctor Who tonks17

22. A pack of inept sex-crazed maniacs attempt to fight aliens in Cardiff, fail repeatedly, die often.~ Torchwood tonks17

23. A DHS agent, a mad scientist, and a high-school dropout solve mysteries with dubious scientific techniques. ~Fringe the_tonberry

24. The X Men minus the tights, and with somewhat better dialogue. ~Heroes tonks17

25. Can a boy-band guitarist and an opera-loving sensitive artist find happiness together?  ~Boy Meets Boy baconshinobi

26. The asexual (Or is he?) host of a children program and his pansexual boyfriend get themselves a slave, make friends with demons and try to take over Venezuela. ~Friendly Hostility baconshinobi

27. Sam Tyler gets run over and wakes up in 1973. His boss is a misogynistic, racist homophobe, Sam may or may not be hallucinating everything, and he's being stalked by Sadako's English cousin. ~Life on Mars baconshinobi

28. A bunch of Americans living abroad in the 1950s talk and act like it's the 1970s, and crack a lot of jokes about death. ~M*A*S*H the_tonberry

29. Everyone is gay. Sex is abundant. ~Queer as Folk the_tonberry

30. An enlightened old man, a young up-and-coming commander who refuses all promotions, an attractive female doctor (except for that year with the shrewish female doctor), and an android go where no one has gone before. They usually would rather not. ~Star Trek: The Next Generation the_tonberry

31. Several minorities suffering from segregation and discrimination in a middle American town fight over a girl.

32. Undead detectives foil a doctor's sinister plot to discover the cure for decapitation. ~Yami No Matsuei baconshinobi

33. A group of bickering quadrupeds in human disguise go looking for paradise in the company of a girl who's made from plant DNA. ~Wolf's Rain the_tonberry

34. A gun-toting pacifist and his genocidal brother emerge from a lightbulb. Humanity responds to being simultaneously saved and fucked by trying to kill the pacifist. ~Trigun the_tonberry

35. Three boys improve the school's morale by crossdressing. ~Princess Princess pan2dapan

36. A Badass Longcoat and his Cute Shotaro Boy sidekick inherit a Mac Guffin Girl and a snarky spaceship from a dead client. Together, along with a lady samurai and a spazzy Cat Girl, they find God. ~Outlaw Star the_tonberry

37. A poor girl is forced to pretend she's a boy and hang out with obnoxiously rich Bishonen as punishment for destroying private property. ~Ouran High School Host Club the_tonberry

38. A private eye and his female partners fight demons. The private eye's ex wants him back.

39. High School girl and her two ambiguously lesbian friends save the world from the (dis)comfort of their own school.

40. Bullying sends victim to another dimension to become the most powerful king of all worlds. There are also demons who may or may not be gay.

41. An effeminate boy sells his soul for a highly skilled butler. ~Kuroshitstuji pan2dapan

42. An 18 year old is forced to live with his brother's perverted author of a best friend. 18 year old is creeped out for 5 seconds. ~Junjou Romantica pan2dapan

43. A man goes to eastern Europe to confront his family legacy. While there, he tries to teach a zombie to tap-dance. ~Young Frankenstien tonks17 
44. Mystical, heroic figures come back after a long absence. The highly advanced villains are defeated by an army of teddy bears with spears. ~Return of the Jedi tonks17

45. Lots of Lens Flare and a time-traveling miner press the Reset Button on over 40 years of media. They kept the ham. However, some Nakamas are simply meant to be. ~Star Trek tonks17

46. An exiled former dictator helps a desk jockey overcome his midlife crisis. Lots of hammy acting is involved.

47. Wolverine hires David Bowie to build a teleporter so he can frame Batman for murder. ~The Prestige pan2dapan

48. Old man moves to England and leeches off young women while he's there. Eventually, their friends hunt him down and kill him with knives. ~Dracula the_tonberry

49. Young man suffers from mental illness, hallucinates, desecrates a grave, then murders his family. ~Hamlet  the_tonberry

50. Murder investigation is frequently interrupted by song-and-dance numbers using well-known pop songs.

stuffs, slash, good luck with that, gravi hasn't slept in three days, not dead yet, memes, random, david tennant's ass

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