[voice]

[gravity_splode]

Y'know, it seems to me that with all the things coming up lately, people might want to look into a little... insurance. Wouldn't want to make that one mistake and have your life's dreams go up in smoke. Luckily enough, I've got the answer to that pesky little problem. You come to me and we'll get you aaaaaaall fixed up with some insurance for

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[taintedruby]

How will you... ensure things?

[gravity_splode]

Not familiar with the theory?

[taintedruby]

[He shakes his head. Normally he wouldn't reply further, but well- he is compelled to talk right now]

...No.

[gravity_splode]

Let's say you have something you don't wanna have to replace. It was expensive, or maybe you just like it. You come to me and I say 'sure I'll insure that' and we figure out how it works.

That is an insurance policy. And once we get it all worked out, if your whatsit gets stolen or broken, you tell me and I give you what it was worth.