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Deep Thoughts...
"Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a beautiful rose in his beak, and also he's carrying a very beautiful painting with his feet? And also, you're drunk."
-Jack Handey -
Magnetic Poetry
Refrigerator poetry is hard. I used every single piece. I probably spent 2 hours on this bitch. I think I tried too hard to keep proper grammar ( Read more... ) -
Deep Thoughts...
"I can picture in my mind a world without war, and a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it."
- Jack Handey -
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I wish people would spell "blonde" with the E at the end. I know it's just as valid the other way, but come on! -
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I hope that, if I ever make a movie, it is at least better than A Knight's Tale. It would almost have to be; it's like they didn't even try.
Anybody who likes that movie is stupid. There is no other way.
Sincerely,
Geoff -
Deep Thoughts...
"To me, truth is not some vague, foggy notion. Truth is real. And, at the same time, unreal. Fiction and fact and everything in between, plus some things I can't remember, all rolled into one big 'thing.' This is truth, to me."
- Jack Handey -
Deep Thoughts...
"Instead of trying to build newer and bigger weapons of destruction, mankind should be thinking about getting more use out of the weapons we already have."
- Jack Handey -
the Matrix Reloaded
What a ridiculous movie.
