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[grayentomologic]

My mother requested that I deliver something to my grandmother  living in the woods outside the village. For some reason, I was unable to find my regular jacket, so I had to settle for this red hood that was lying around. I'm leaving now.

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[fang_shaped]

Why hello there, Little Red. May I offer you my services as you travel to your grandmother's? The woods are not safe for lone travelors these days.

[grayentomologic]

What kind of services exactly are you referring to?

[fang_shaped]

Only the pleasure of my company, and my knowledge of the forest.

For a minor bit of compensation and all that fun stuff always hidden in small print.

[grayentomologic]

The pleasure would be yours only, but I will accept you as my guide for the time being. However, I have read the original version of the Red Riding Hood, so before you think of any 'compensation' I could offer you, it would be best for you to know that despite my red clothing I am in fact, male.

To Grandma's house.